Dantheman

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How come when you ask someone if they have ever thought about suicide....and then your internet kicks you off they call your house at 11:30 at night thinking something bad has happened? I mean, so ive thought about it. I think about it alot. I mean I really think about it alot since most of my support for when i was feeling down is like 400 miles away now. I mean WTF. I think about it alot....I MEAN ALOT. On the way to work, on the way home from work, taking a crap, watching a movie with torrie, and I really....really think about it when I talk to my friends and read their livejournals, myspaces, and post on Ian's forum. I am finally thinking that I need to get 2 full-time jobs to make ends meet...which means like 4 hours of sleep a day. Why you ask? First is because I love to kill myself slowly. I have all these medical problems but no way to take care of any of them. Haven't had a cig in like 3 days now (GO ME....not a volentary quit, ran out of money again) and I can't walk up a half-flight of stairs without getting winded. I wish alot of things could be better. But I never got anything handed to me when I was growing up. Myself and one other friend have allways had to work for everything we needed...and you know what, MAD PROPS TO HIM. He understood the having to work. I guess I took too much influence from everyone else I know. Maybe I need to seperate myself from everything I have known. I need to go other places. I need to relize that friends are just that....friends. I have allways viewed them as family....but maybe...just maybe I need to change that. Besides....I have never had a good relationship with my family either.

Maybe I will try that...Since everyone seems to have written me off so easily maybe I wont try. Maybe I wont come visit on the 24th. Maybe you wont see me when you all come out here for a concert. Maybe I will reduce myself to sitting in my apt watching movies and just going to work. Maybe I can raise my child to not take everything for granted and make him/her work for things. Because lets face it guys. EVERY FEW PEOPLE IN THIS GROUP WORK FOR ANYTHING. I worked my ass of the last two years of High School. I got accepted to schools. But did I go...no....because my parents would not help. I have to do everything myself. AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW DO TO THIS...WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MATT!

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I just found out that Allison has been reading my Live Journals...so...I try to find hers...and you know what she did...as of today she made them all Friends only....apperently she doesnt want people to be reading them. But...if she doesnt want people to be going there then she should know that her new Live Journal account has been linked to an online dating service. And just so we can get this out of the way now....no...I didnt do it. Lates

Well I just woke up after a 3 hour nap...naps are good. Had to get up for work at 6 am because company meeting at 7am. Had a water ballon fight at 710am.....well...atleast here its hot, so at 7 in the morning it dries fast....oh...man...so tired. Forgot how much energy work takes....well. Just giving a little update today. TTYL

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Dan

You know...I have given people my number....I have told them where I live. Everyone on GODS GREEN EARTH has my email and AIM SN. But yet...No one calls....no one talks...and when I try to talk to someone online I get the boot....with the exception of Marlon. He has called. And when I am online he makes the effort to talk to me. Maybe it wasnt true when I told the group that I wouldnt change if I left. But it is looking like we all changed. It only took me leaving the center of it to see. I miss everyone more than anything, BUT it seems like no one misses me. I would kill to move back. To be back in my nice job. With my good friends. But....I cant...never going to happen...I cried the day Marlon left here...why...because I watched a friend that has allways been around the corner from me (NO MORE THAN 5 MIN AWAY) leave...and the worst part was he was now almost 5 hours away....Well im gonna jet now...lates.

So as usual I have found myself in the same old situiation. I have a pregnant wife...NO money, no gas in the car, and no food in the house. How do you ask does this allways happen. I dont know. Job didnt call me back. And maybe I made a mistake moving here....but I think that in time the choice will prove useful in itself. Well....I need help in any form. Money....food....cans-o-gas. I mean anything. I don't even know how I gonna pull this one fucking off.....I love you all...and we all know I hate doing this....any help...is appreciated.

Thanks
Dan

Hey...this is a call out to all my peeps...I need people to write content for the Slackers Website....

If you want to send me some shit...anything...like whats going on...PICTURES...I NEED MORE PICTURES...PICTURES OF ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. Pictures from you...to your friends...to your cars...to kick-backs....anything

email them to slackersoftheworld@hotmail.com

So after she posted her comment about waiting for the new X-box...well...I couldn't. Check out the site. New pictures and Spec sheets on the new X-box 360. Have fun...and....Don't tell me to ever wait for a product that I don't like in the first place. Microsoft SUCKS!

So everyone go to my site.....new pictures of the PS3 are out...ugly...but it can DO EVERYTHING...INCULDING SUCKING MY DICK APPERENTLY....maybe I will get one.....when they come out....

http://www.free.hostultra.com/~wideworldofdan/

Well...Since everyone else does a quote of the day or something like that....Im gonna do one right now...

ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST OF MANY....

And the winner is....MARLON

[15:12] Marlon: I just scared the shit out of myself about that insurance ticket
[15:12] Daniel: 93. Aliens: If you look at everything in life....how can you say without a doubt in your head that out of MILLIONS of stars, that ours is the only one that has a planet orbiting it that could sustain life. Never had to say it was intellegent....But in the whole galaxy...that we are on the only planet to be able to sustain life. If you believe we are the only ones...you need to be terminated.
[15:12] Marlon: I had gotten an extension but it is only until the 22nd
[15:12] Daniel: dude...its the 25th
[15:12] Marlon: I forgot that 6 is June
[15:13] Daniel: oh nice
[15:13] Marlon: yeah but 6 is June
[15:14] Marlon: is that from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy or something?
[15:14] Daniel: no
[15:14] Daniel: thats outta my head
[15:15] Marlon: when did you write that?
[15:15] Daniel: Just now
[15:15] Daniel: in my live journal
[15:16] Marlon: how, it just kind of appeared on the screen like it was copy and pasted
[15:16] Daniel: because i copied and pasted it to you...so you could read it
[15:16] Marlon: thanks
[15:16] Daniel: np
[15:18] Marlon: what does 93. Aliens: mean? Is it from the point of view of aliens?
[15:18] Daniel: check my lj
[15:18] Daniel: its about..Do you believe
[15:18] Daniel: Do you believe in #93. Aliens
[15:18] Marlon: oh shite
[15:19] Marlon: ok I got it
[15:19] Marlon: you were fillin gout the questionarrie
[15:19] Marlon: and that was #93
[15:19] Daniel: yup

This just happened with me and Marlon about the post before this...funny shit

100 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me:

1. Full name: Daniel Anton Shelton
2. Nick Names: Dantheman, Big-D, Hey You, BigRed
3. Birthday: Feb. 26
4. Place of birth: Panorama City, Ca
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: Male

__Your...
13. Hair Length: Getting long again
14. Eye color: Green
15. Best Feature: Eyes
16. Height: 6'4
17. Braces?: Never
18. Glasses?: Since I was in the 4th Grade
19. Piercing: nope
20. Tattoos: Soon...very Soon
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: James and Marlon
23. First Award: Presidents Award when graduating to Jr. High
24. First Sport You Joined: Handball
25. First pet: Button (cat....parents still have her)
26. First Real Vacation: Tj....with the guys
27. First Concert: The Offspring


___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Mighty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
30. TV Show: CSI, Family Guy, American Dad
31. Color: green...just green
32. Rocker: Kurt Cobain, David Ghrol
33. Band: Yellowcard, The Killers, Sum41, NoFX,
34. Song Right now: 3 Doors Down - Let Me Go
35. Friend: Marlon and Aleem
36. Candy: Baby Ruths
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restaurant: Any Casino...great food
39. Favorite brand to wear: Anything that makes good looking clothes for a big man
40. Store: Any Electronic Store
41. Favorite subject: Networking
42. Animal: Dog
43. Book: All of the Lord of the Rings books
44. Magazine: PC Gamer
45. Shoes: Sketchers 13W
___ Right Now___

46. Feeling Right Now: Angry
47. Have a crush: The soda...sure
48. Eating: No food?
51. Typing: That is a stupid thing to ask....
52. Online: Every now and then
53. Listening To: Jay-Z and Linkin Park Izzo/In The End
54. Thinking About: Money
55. Wanting To: Go to Work
56. Watching: The blinking AIM window
57. Wearing: Jean Shorts...thats it
__________Future__________

58. Want Kids?: Soon....October
59. Want to be Married?: DONE
60. Careers in Mind: Telecommunications
61. Where do you want to live: Southern California
62. Car: 1967 Ponitac GTO, 1957 Chevy Bel Air, 67 Shelby GT500

___Which is Better With The Opposite/Same Sex *___

63. Hair color: Red....blonde....yea
64. Hair length: Long Hair
65. Eye color: Green or blue....yea...
66. Measurements: Not going there
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
70. Short or Tall: Short
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontanious: Romantic
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker...thats why I love Marlon...keeps you thinking

___Have you ever___

78. Kissed a Stranger: No
79. Had Alcohol: I dont know...lets ask my friends about my Birthday...
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: Yup
82. Broken a bone: Oh yea...2 in a row and you win
83. Got an X-ray: Read above....have to get one if you broke a bone
84. Been with someone: ???? Im around someone right now..that count?
85. Broken Someones Heart: No.
86. Broken Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: Yes

___Do You Believe In__

89. God: Sometimes
90. Miracles: I want one to happen right now
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: If you look at everything in life....how can you say without a doubt in your head that out of MILLIONS of stars, that ours is the only one that has a planet orbiting it that could sustain life. Never had to say it was intellegent....But in the whole galaxy...that we are on the only planet to be able to sustain life. If you believe we are the only ones...you need to be terminated.
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Prove it
96. Hell: There
97. Angels: Prove it
98. Kissing on The First Date: Depends on what you get out of it
99. Horoscopes: No...because that would go along with fate and GOD

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't have???: I need to be able to afford my rent that is due soon so I can have a place to live....same old shit DIFFRENENT FUCKING DAY

You Know You're Addicted to Star Wars When...

You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections." Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?" Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked single file, to hide your numbers. You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line. In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?" When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one." On Halloween, you would never dress as: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo However, you would dress as: Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender. The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe droid You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification." And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale, if you want them." You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one "e." You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!" You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man." You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name. While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in. You insist on spelling Pizza Hut "Pizza Hutt." You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you. You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials. You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting nerfs. You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?" Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks Bacchi. You call your aunt and uncle Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming in, point three five." Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?" You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower", and moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring to. When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun Imperial starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..." When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you accept his apology. You ride your motorbike through the forest at top speed, and survive after throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree. You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds. You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors. You go over to a friends, go to his refrigerator, and crawl in throwing food and stuff over your shoulder and grunting. You walk into an optometrist's office and shout: You will PAY for your lack of vision! You have a Yoda figurine replacing the brand symbol on the hood of your car. When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed. Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love you" you always respond, "I know." You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs. You have so many SW Trilogy GIF's, JPG's, MIDI's, AVI's, WAV's, MPG's, icons and text files that you're rapidly running out of disk space and have to buy a bigger hard drive just to hold them all. You have so many SW posters that you can't see your ceiling or floor, either. You have so many SW toys that you can't see your SW posters anyway. When leaving a restaurant, you can't resist signing Boba Fett or Darth Vader in the guestbook. You went through a state of depression when Chewie died. You look at "big hairy carpets" with more respect than before. You speak Rodian. You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9." With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a Saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber" You listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park 1Your father asks you how fast your car is, and you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man!" You could have sworn you saw bantha tracks during your trip to the grand canyon. Every time somebody sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you." The cinnamon buns in your hair start to grow mold. You call your friend who is a midget Wicket. You refer to money as credits without trying to. You respond to any mention of the legality of something with "I will make it legal." You start reliving the speeder bike chase on your motorbike. Someone tells you your car is old and beat-up, you reply "She'll do .5 past light speed..." You refer to getting off the freeway as coming out of hyperspace. You are POSITIVE you are force-sensitive and only lack the proper training. Someone says they will try to do something you automatically respond "Do or do not. There is no try." By intense study you have actually figured out the location of every gun implacement on a star destroyer. Your house robe is brown and extra large. You type in the terms for a search engine as if entering coordinates, then shout "Punch it, Chewie!" as you click on search. You argue about whether Star Wars is space fantasy or space opera. You're out looking for a Wookie for your school's wrestling team. You nickname your car the Millennium Falcon. The last time a cute guy tried to hug you, your hands were dirty. When your mom asks you to clean your room, you say "Leave that to me." Your friends share recipes for cooking Ewok. You have a long braid in you hair like Obi-Wan in E1. You call your boss/teacher "Master" You went to the nearest recruiting center and asked to be assigned to the 121st TIE squadren When asked if you want to be buried or creamated you say "I'll just vanish like the rest of the Jedi" You have a bad feeling about everything. While partying with friends, you do your Darth Vader impression. You try to get your car up to .5 beyond lightspeed, in a parking lot. You call your girlfriend, "your Highness." You keep calling your boyfriend, "Luke," "Han," or "Lando" by mistake. You believe John Williams is the best composer ever (which, of course, he is!), and George Lucas is a god (which, too, is pretty much true!) While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it's playing. In foreign language class, you tell the teacher, "Hey! If I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication, then how come I'm getting such a bad grade in this class?" When your friends confide in you and tell you their deepest, darkest secrets, you say, "You are far too trusting." When your dad says, "I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO! It's not true!" at the top of your lungs. You have ever thought the world would be a better place if it were like the Rebel Alliance/New Republic. You now want to become an astronaut to see if there really is a Lando system. Obiwan Kenobi and Yoda come to you in your dreams and give you advice about tough situations you're dealing with. Yoda's little sayings have had a profound impact on your life, and you abide by them religiously. You've created lyrics to the songs in Star Wars. Instead of saving for college, you save up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy. Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial. When you are ticked off at somebody, you send bounty hunters all over the place to find them and then you encase him in carbonite for a new wall decoration. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!" When riding your bike, you look behind you and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the petal with your right toe. You've kept the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones. As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard." You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick. When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident. You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi. You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke." You've ever roped off your Star Wars Action Figure collection, claiming it to be an independent nation. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars.

Your #1 Match: ENTP

The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

Your #2 Match: ENTJ

The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.

Your #3 Match: ESTP

The Doer You are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second. You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown. Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor. You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you. You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur.

Your #4 Match: ENFP

The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Your #5 Match: ESTJ

The Guardian You're a natural leader and quick, logical decision maker. Goals are important in your life, and you take many steps to acheive them. You enjoy interacting with others, mostly through work related activities. Your high energy level means you are great at getting things done! You would make a great teacher, judge, or police detective.

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 100%

Gluttony: 100%

Greed: 100%

Lust: 100%

Pride: 100%

Sloth: 100%

Wrath: 100%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 100%

You will die in a duel.

Your Birthdate: February 26

Your birth on the 26th day of the month (8 energy) modifies your life by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world. In this environment you have the skills to work very well with others thanks to the 2 and 6 energies combining in this date. There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities. You are efficient and handle money very well. You're ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable. You are conscientious and not afraid of responsibility. Generally sociable and diplomatic, you tend to use persuasion rather than force. You have a wonderful combination of being good at both the broad strokes and the fine detail; good at starting and continuing. This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction.

You're ambitious and energetic (MY ASS)

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line

"Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"Wanna play with my 12-inch wookie?"

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

25% Yankee

20% Upper Midwestern

10% Dixie

0% Midwestern

section one - introduction
+ known as: Dan, Danny, Danny-Bear, Daniel, Hey You, BigRed, and Dantheman
+ lives in: 1100 sq ft apartment in Las Vegas
+ shoe size: 13W
+ hair color: Red
+ eye color: Green

section two - have you ever...
+ cheated on someone?: Never.
+ been cheated on?: Twice...and all my friends know about those
+ fallen off the bed?: During Sex...no...sleeping...yes
+ broken someone's heart?: I think i did...once...maybe twice...ummm 20?
+ had a dream come true?: Yes...I won $200 at a Casino
+ done something you regret?: Everything and anything
+ cheated on a test?: So many times that I have lost count


section three - currently
+ wearing: White shirt...white socks...levi shorts...with a HUGE HOLE IN THE ASS (Aleem has seen them). But hey...its 4 in the morning...and no one else is in my office
+ listening to?: Let me go by 3 Doors Down
+ located?: My computer desk...in my office...wow...i love saying that....MY OFFICE
+ chatting: No internet hates bandwidth sucking chat programs
+ watching?: American Dad in the background
+ should REALLY be doing?: Getting a f'ing job

section four - do you...
+ brush your teeth?: NEXT!
+ have any piercings?: No...unless.....no
+ have tattoos?: Soon...very soon....
+ drive?: My wife crazy...I mean yes
+ drink? YES
+ smoke reefer?: Once or twice...maybe...yes


section five - personal
+ what has been the best times of your life?: The 4 months so far of Torrie being pregnant
+ what are you most scared of?: Having no money and being a bum...yep....a bum..what I was in junior high
+ love your friends?: Yes...because of everything they have helped me through

section six - favorite at the moment
+ movie: Thats a tough one...ummm....Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail
+ store: GameStop...and Fry's
+ relative: My in-laws (They bought me $300 of food today)
+ sport: Football
+ ice cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
+ fruit: Ummm....strawberries
+ candy: Baby Ruths
+ day of the week: Friday
+ color: Green

section seven - do you
+ like to give hugs?: Only to EVERYONE
+ like to walk in the rain?: I hate being wet....
+ like to travel?: Where I am living is the only place I have really traveled too...but the answer is YES
+ have a goldfish?: No....
+ have stuffed animals?: Yes....his name is Danny-Bear...from Build-A-Bear

section eight - this or that
+ pierced nose or tongue?: No
+ MTV or BET?: WET (WHITE ENTERTIANMENT TELEVISION)....I mean MTV2
+ 7th Heaven or dawson's creek?: Ummm....7th Heaven...hotter chicks
+ sugar or salt?: Have you seen my cholesterol....SALT
+ silver or gold?: White Gold
+ color or black-and-white photos?: Black and White
+ stay up late or sleep in?: I never sleep...I goto bed at 4 and get up at 9...so the first one...except change it to stay up early
+ wonder or amazement?: The wonder of electricity???? Or the amazing Dantheman....NEXT
+ mexican or italian: Irish...so come have a PINT

I need to update this as much as everyone else in the world. But...I dont.